iSpirituality
Sunday, July 1st, 2007 by Rev. SheilaiSpirituality
While watching all the hype about the iPhone the other night, I wondered how I could package up all that hype into spirituality. What was I excited about? What, if anything, was I waiting in anticipation to receive?
When someone referred to the iPhone as the Jesus phone, I laughed. Anyhow, this afternoon, in response to the iPhone, I created iSpirituality.
This month you are invited to revolutionize your life. Like the iPhone, iSpirituality offers exciting features and awesome benefits.
Easy Setup. If you have mind, body, and spirit, you already have an iSpirituality account here on Earth. In order to activate your account, all you have to do is surrender and you’re ready to begin.
Call. Get in touch with your guides, teachers, and mentors. You can spend unlimited time having conversations with God/Spirit/the Divine.
Read. Spend some time reading from your favorite sacred text and scriptures.
Watch. Spend some time in nature. Contemplate the beauty of flowers, trees, or a stream.
Listen. You can take some time to turn within. Listen to that still small voice. Five, ten, fifteen minutes of meditation can help you overcome the stress of everyday living and help you find inner peace and balance.
Contract. According to the terms of iSpirituality, you are entitled to total prosperity.
Share. Commit a random act of kindness. If you feel inclined, share the good news about the launch of iSpirituality.
Cost. The best part of iSpirituality is that it is completely free and you don’t have to wait in line to receive it.
This month you are invited to review, refine, revive, and rejuvenate your life. Thank you for sharing this sacred space with me.
Peace & Blessings,
Rev. Sheila